Elaine
02-14-2009, 09:24 AM
Elaine’s To Ten Reasons To Hate Valentine’s Day
10. All this chocolate is fattening.
9. Jewelry is just too heavy to carry around.
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7. Eeek!!! This means Bikini Season is just around the corner.
6. Transitioning from Lindt’s Deluxe Chocolate to Cadbury Mini Eggs is like a snowball careening down a mountain slope. My diet is screwed!
5. I never remember to put anything in the mail, still have Valentines I meant to send in 1996. The guilt is killing me.
4. How the heck did St. Valentine get to be the patron saint of heart shaped boxes of chocolate?
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2. No, I will not be your anything!!!
And the # 1 reason to Hate Valentine’s Day
1. You have a dick? (okay, it’s an inside joke, not funny)
10. All this chocolate is fattening.
9. Jewelry is just too heavy to carry around.
8.
7. Eeek!!! This means Bikini Season is just around the corner.
6. Transitioning from Lindt’s Deluxe Chocolate to Cadbury Mini Eggs is like a snowball careening down a mountain slope. My diet is screwed!
5. I never remember to put anything in the mail, still have Valentines I meant to send in 1996. The guilt is killing me.
4. How the heck did St. Valentine get to be the patron saint of heart shaped boxes of chocolate?
3.
2. No, I will not be your anything!!!
And the # 1 reason to Hate Valentine’s Day
1. You have a dick? (okay, it’s an inside joke, not funny)