Should two year-olds be teachers?

[Elaine]

Like most breeders we get lots of inquiries… and every once in a while they will really strike me as funny… here is one. I cringe to think that the person who composed this is actually a teacher of any sort. Not sure where she got the salutation "Mr. Arthur" for Dr. Greenwood or Major Greenwood or Arthur… and we live in North Carolina... but what really got me is that she is a two year old teacher! I guess they start ‘em young down thar yonder.

Mr. Arthur,

I have been searching for Doberman puppy breeders in South Carolina, and I happened to run across you guys online. My husband, [omitted] and I live outside of [omitted]. He is a [omitted] and I am a 2 year old teacher. We have two older boys. He really is interested in getting a well bred Doberman. I was looking over your website, and I see you guys have had a lot of success in the past. Congratulations on this!!! I was hoping to find out from you if you have any puppies that are for sale currently, or will be soon. Also how much are they?

Thank you so much for your time. I look forward to hearing from you soon!!!

Sincerely,
[omitted]

[doberdogsfd]

You already know what I am thinking.......

Cheryl

[Elaine]

yep maybe you can write the response to this two year old... I'm fresh out of things to say.